That's the title of one of the articles in the Ladies Home Journal that I got in the mail today. I haven't read it yet. I think I would like to be a hoarder.
Why? You ask???
Well...maybe I could be on TV! And if I was on TV...I'd want to be the very best hoarder I could possibly me! The Hoarder Queen - Queen of the Hoarders - Excellence in Hoarding - My life as a Hoarder. Oh my God...it's endless!!
All I'd have to do is move into my storage unit. The scene is already set. I'd just have to throw some food around...and maybe a dead cat or two. I truly wonder how these folks get that way. I mean, after you have filled up a couple of rooms with shit...wouldn't you see the pattern?? I guess they don't want to see it. I can relate. It is a good way to keep people from visiting. Ever. Can you imagine if a Jehovah's Witness went inside a Hoarder's house...you might never see them again! Hmmm...
Husband made some cabbage rolls. I just ate two and they are excellent. I will eat more, I am sure.
Oh...yeah! I'm pissed by the way. I found some teeny tiny sugar ants in the kitchen today! Little bastards. Perhaps they were planted by some reprobate who just wanted me to clean the kitchen. There was a whole army of them in a line coming through the kitchen window. I followed them, plotting their death, spray can in hand. They no longer exist. Ha ha!!! I cleaned the kitchen. Life is good.
It was kind of cold this morning. I liked it. We got lots done today. It's busy tomorrow. We have a new girl working. She is a friend of Raven's...who hasn't worked before. Not like she hasn't cleaned any rooms...she hasn't worked before! She will be working with Raven so I'm sure Raven will keep her in line. Otherwise Raven will have to do her job, too! It's a relief for Bobbie and me. We have some plans. All we asked of her (Corinna) is that if she doesn't want to work to please let us know and don't just not show up. We hate that! It's a nice buffer for us for as long as it lasts...
Husband is cooking for a private party on Monday evening. A friend of his works at the Fort in Fort Davis and his girl friend is coming into town tonight and his mother is coming in tomorrow. He loves Husband's cooking and wants a meal. So the menu will be ribs, chicken, pasta salad, beans, garlic bread and brownies. Yummy on the brownies. I'm making them. Lots of pecans. Nuts are good for diabetics. I'll pick them out of the brownies. Yeah....right! I have no plans to socialize. Everything will be disposable so I will also provide the trash can. The mother is staying at the Lodge in the building in front of us so they can go visit her!
All this talking about food I'm thinking I need more to eat. I have some stuff to cut out for the collages, too. And take a shower. It's already 8:30. Where does the time go? Nite!!
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