Rain?? Surely you jest!!!

Hold the phone dudes and dudettes...we are under a severe thunderstorm watch until 10 PM. It's 7 right now. And the humidity is 2%.The temperature is 92. The barometric pressure is dropping. Anything could happen...

Rain...hmmm...wonder if it's still wet?? Wonder if it still comes in drops. Wonder....what the hell. It's only a dream. I am watching the Weather Channel and the current news is the tornado in Joplin, Missouri. Horrible, horrible. And so very sad.

On a lighter note. The world as we know it didn't end at 6 last night. Unless....it did....and this is the afterlife! Or as I refer to it...hell! Wouldn't it be surreal if this is the afterlife?? It would be like Groundhog Day. Forever. Beyond spooky.

I hate to admit it...but I am enjoying working in the office. I have screwed up a few dozen times and so far have been lucky enough to figure it out. Let hope I continue to do so. Figure it out, that is...not screw up.

I had some stuff to do and now it's 8:30. No rain here yet...but bad storms and tornado warnings east of us. We don't want that here.

I just took a shower. I need to settle down and do some stuff. I have been putting  off answering emails for far too long. I start to write and draw a blank. Then when I am laying here and can't sleep, I think of tons of things I should have written. Then I come on here and write! I'm pathetic. I know! I'll write while I'm at work! That way I won't have any distractions! (Ha Ha!)

I'm full of hot dogs. It was a nourishing supper. I think I want some fruit. Perhaps an orange. More than likely an orange because that's all I have. I ate everything else.

There is nothing on TV. Not even a good Snapped. I got a new book so I should read. And it's not on the banned book list. It's on the 'I forgot that he writes funny books' list. It's called The Pleasure of My Company by Steve Martin. So far...after 21 pages...it's quite funny. I have been reading it for 3 days but can only stay awake or see long enough to read only seven pages a day. Or so it seems. He wrote the book Shopgirl. Steve (I call him Steve) wrote that one too. I liked it. It had just slipped my mind that he writes. I found this copy on line for $1.00. Lately when I am sleepy...that's it. I'm out. Or...just the opposite. I just lay there. I can close my eyes...but no sleep comes. Just the clock changing. I'm not sure why. I know why the clock changes...I don't know why I am awake. I haven't been feeling 100% lately for various reasons.

I think I will take my own suggestion and read. And eat that orange. Have a nice night!

b