are you SURE there aren't 32 days in July??

Hmmm...I was filling out my time sheet and there it was...7/32/2010! Yeah yeah...I was the one writing it...give me a break! I was tired and it was only 9:00AM!! I was finally able to get my proverbial shit together...and organized myself...30 days has Septemeber, April, June and....I remember now.

Been busy - hot - busy - you know the drill. We had some great ladies staying here this week. They are all writers...entertaining...funny...and dedicated. I love those qualities. You know that I have been here an eternity and have recently made a commitment to myself to change the direction of my life. I have truly been working on it. I know have mentioned (numerous times) that this housekeeping crap is NOT my cup of tea...but I have been 'changing my ways' lately. I am cutting down on some stuff...making more me time...and feeling nostalgically productive.

Alas, I have suffered a medical setback...nothing critical, but enough to piss me off...and it's to my advantage. Holy shit! That sounds selfish!! But I am definitely using it to my advantage.

Yes!! I am a selfish bitch...and proud of it!! I was the queen of Bitch 101...Husband used to say I was Valedictorian of my class!! And now...it is time for me to live up to it!! And in a good way!!

So here I go...the List Queen...The Craft Queen...the online shopping Queen!! Triple Queen!! There is a place for me in Queen heaven!!! Oops! That sounds nasty...I mean, as I have said many times before...I will be the Queen of Hell! Don't want to loose my standing! 

Even Francine is happy. She is benefiting from my creativity. What a gal!!

Yummy...this is what we ate last night...and I finished off tonight.  Cooked with Yukon Gold potatoes...and bacon...Yum!

And meat loaf...and watermelon pickles...

Thank you MS...Garden-'ess' extraordinaire!! 

I love vegetables...all vegetables.My Grandmother used to cook pot roast...no...it was a chuck roast...more flavor, she claimed, and would add ton's of vegetables...carrots, turnips, cabbage, celery, potatoes, everything! And I would eat all of them...as opposed to the meat. She was a meat woman. I was a vegetable woman. But I loved raw hamburger...go figure.

I ordered a silicone bunt cake pan. It was $4.99 on the' E Bay Daily Deal'. Will I die from this?

Or would I have to actually EAT the pan itself...to cause death or serious illness...or will I have irreversible liver damage from the use alone...I don't care...I'm making a cake anyway...someday. 

Thank God MASH is over...Barney Miller is on. I can tolerate this show. Enough of my life time has passed that I can't remember any of them...so they are ALL new episodes to me! MASH is over and over and over...Husband likes it. I am such a good wife.

It's almost shower time and I need one. I just realized that I must fulfill another list item before I sleep. I'll confer with Francine. She just might get that scarf she wanted! She has a list, too.

I am off to become one with water...Later!!

b