I don't know....Just what would husband do??? Beats me. Probably start some shit or something. Would he be already planning what to make for next year's Christmas Craft Show??
I think not.
I am. Thinking about it. Planning. Always planning. I have decided if I start 'the list' and plan now...I will really be disappointed when I screw up!!
I told you about the new hat patterns...right? They are cute. I am going to try to make one. I'm concerned, however, as the pattern, although not seriously complicated in the least, might be too complicated for me. Any time the directions start out...Chain 2, 6 sc (single crochet) in 2nd ch from hook. (6 sc) Place marker. What marker. I don't have no stinkin' marker! And I want to start this thing tonight...let's see...what to use...what to use...HEY!! Safety pins! I have a ton of them!! Brilliant. Let's see...if I was a safety pin where would I be...hmmmmm...shit...I have no idea.
What else can I use...BAM to the head! I can count! Sure...I can just count the stitches...what an idiot!.
OK....let's see...let me read on....OK Round 2...2 sc in each sc around. (12 sc) K.............
Round 3...(Sc in next sc, 2 sc in next sc) around. (18sc) ......Shit.
Round 4...(Sc in each of next 2 sc, 2 sc in next sc) around. (24 sc)...Jeeeezzzuussss....
Round 5...(SC in each of next 3 sc, 2 sc in next sc) around (30 sc). ok Ok OK OK!!! I'm getting the hang of it...
Unfortunately....what I am 'sc'-ing is not looking like the picture. Perhaps by the time I get to (166,734) around....I'll be all over it!
I'll let you know....
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