Q & A - day 2

Question - When will the rain stop?

Answer - I don't know.

I have been reprimanded. MS is my BFF. And I mean that sincerely. Not just Super good friend. I have no idea where those words even came from!  I have 6 BFF's (who are not immediate family...those are different.) Most definitely equally as special...just different. I need to stop explaining...I know what I mean...I'm sure you do too.

I have 6 BFF's. One from Montana (MS) - One from Wyoming (RMc) -Four from Texas (Mumsy, AL, BF and SQ) These are friends that I can tell my deepest darkest secrets to, laugh insanely with, cry to, cry with, neglect them for no reason but they know I love and think of them each and every day, pee next to (but not on) and love unconditionally. I am so very proud to call them BFF's and hope they feel the same way about me. I guess they would also be my Reader's Digest Unforgettable Characters, too.

When I first heard the term, BFF, I thought it meant...and you know how I think...Best F**ing Friend! Hey!! The letters are right!! But I like Best Friends Forever much better. I can even say it now without having a visual of Paris Hilton!! I am most definitely not the most computer savvy person with abbreviations and and whatever you call 'BFF' terms...when I first saw 'lol' I thought it meant 'lots of love'...well! I did! I couldn't imagine why someone would use 'lol' so much in an email where it just didn't fit! Then I found out it meant 'laugh out loud'.  Who woulda thunk it!!

Hey...I can't even text without spelling out every word. I have a long way to go!

By the way...I didn't finish that book last night. Maybe tonight. Here's a couple great lines from the book:

Sh**t My Dad Says...by Justin Halpern

On Telemarketer Phone Calls

"Hello?...Fuck you."

On Getting a Job as a Cook at Hooters

"You, my good man, are not as dumb as I first fucking suspected."

Now I'm sure you understand why I like the humor in the book.

I am thinking I should write a blog about housekeepers...housekeeping and the people you come in contact with. Could get nasty. I need to see if there is one on line already and if so, vent to them.

I hate housekeeping. I didn't sign on for this stint! I have said this before. Numerous times. I like remodeling and tearing stuff up. I have counters to tile...floors to stain...murals to paint. Not make a friggin' bed. I don't want to make my own bed...wait...yes I do. Know why? I just ordered and new duvet cover. Scratch that.

I think I am going to get my hair cut next week...or the week after. I received a generous gift today of a 'whatever I want at Eva's day'. Since my hair is always up and stupid looking, I need to think about this. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................

Well...gotta go. I need a shower and shave. Stay dry!!

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